Happy Monday

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen… and stupidity. You may have read that epigraph on a button or on a graffiti wall somewhere. They always get it wrong. It’s my quote. I thunk it up. You can find it in my autobiographical sketch in Who’s Who. But when they swipe it, the schmucks always get it wrong. They say, ‘The two most common things in the universe…’ which ain’t funny. Elements. Now that is funny.”

Harlan Ellison’s Dream Corridor, issue one (March 1995), page 22

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